TEDDY: Why the smile, Mona Lisa? What are you listening to that’s so amusing?
MONA LISA:The President Did What? of course. Isn’t everyone? In fact, just now I’m listening to an anecdote about you — the one where you’re practicing Judo with your wife and sister-in-law! What a picture!
TEDDY: That’s a good one! I was America’s first brown belt in Judo, you know. But my favorite account is the one about John Quincy Adams getting caught skinny-dipping in the Potomac by a female reporter who sat on his clothes and insisted on an interview. Now that’s a picture!